Okay, I know the title is a bit strange and off the wall but I just about pissed myself today on the way home from work. I was just chilling out, listening to some 3 Doors Down and minding my own business on the Light-Rail. Then we stop next to one of the coal trains and all of the sudden I notice that the coal train cars have a big bold painting on them…on every single car…”Do Not Hump Car”. Okay, WTF?!? I almost pissed myself and scared the crap out of some poor old lady who was half asleep. Now that she is awake I point out the train cars and ask her…”Is that really a problem these days?” So let’s think this through, we either have some very seriously strange ass people in this world or the train industry is having some fun with their terminology. I thought about this for some time and came to the conclusion that I am going to say that we have both. The Internet is proof that we have some pretty screwed up folks in this world with way too much time on their hands and the train industry is not exactly glamorous so I can see them thinking this out loud and going for it.