Daisy Dukes - NOT FOR EVERYONE

We have all seem them, strutting their stuff down the walkway or at the club.  They are the daisy dukes “should not be wearing them” club.  There is a very strict guideline that should be followed by all people who intend on wearing daisy dukes.  If you walk out into public and you see any person cringe, vomit, run away, pass out, burst into laughter or burst into flames…go change out of them.  Still wondering if you fit this guideline or not, well let me show you what is not acceptable in any way shape or form.

The first picture is just wrong dammit, wrong.  He deserves a good old fashioned blanket party.  The second picture is, well, um…well…we can all start singing “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and hopefully it will happen.  The third picture is of a very happy outgoing male.  Someone needs to tap him on the shoulder and ask him kindly to please go home and change or at least go join the Pride Parade and get off the sidewalk.
         

So then the question is simple, what looks okay in the daisy duke attire?  First example, if you have ever made a “Sweatin’ to the oldies” video, we will always let you wear them since you are almost an icon of the outfit.

Now I would have added some more acceptable pictures but then I might get grounded so I will say this.  In your own home, anything is okay.  In public, please respect all those around you.  I mean some of us might be heading to lunch.

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