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Daisy Dukes - NOT FOR EVERYONE

Posted By Myke On Monday, August 11, 2008 @ 17:31 In WTF, Funny | 6 Comments

We have all seem them, strutting their stuff down the walkway or at the club.  They are the daisy dukes “should not be wearing them” club.  There is a very strict guideline that should be followed by all people who intend on wearing daisy dukes.  If you walk out into public and you see any person cringe, vomit, run away, pass out, burst into laughter or burst into flames…go change out of them.  Still wondering if you fit this guideline or not, well let me show you what is not acceptable in any way shape or form.

The first picture is just wrong dammit, wrong.  He deserves a good old fashioned blanket party.  The second picture is, well, um…well…we can all start singing “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and hopefully it will happen.  The third picture is of a very happy outgoing male.  Someone needs to tap him on the shoulder and ask him kindly to please go home and change or at least go join the Pride Parade and get off the sidewalk.
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So then the question is simple, what looks okay in the daisy duke attire?  First example, if you have ever made a “Sweatin’ to the oldies” video, we will always let you wear them since you are almost an icon of the outfit.
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Now I would have added some more acceptable pictures but then I might get grounded so I will say this.  In your own home, anything is okay.  In public, please respect all those around you.  I mean some of us might be heading to lunch.


6 Comments To "Daisy Dukes - NOT FOR EVERYONE"

#1 Comment By Amanda On Thursday, August 14, 2008 @ Thursday, August 14, 2008

Wohooo!!! Strut what your mother gave ya!! These people are way too comfortable in their own skin. They need to be more comfortable in a pair of “real” shorts. Now Richard Simmons, he’s the man!! Sweatin’ to the oldies in short shorts, don’t get much better than that.

#2 Comment By Myke On Thursday, August 14, 2008 @ Thursday, August 14, 2008

All I know is that you will never catch me wearing those damn shorts. I mean, daisy dukes falls into the spandex category…it is a right, not a privledge.

#3 Comment By Amanda On Thursday, August 14, 2008 @ Thursday, August 14, 2008

Lol oh that is so true. I would never EVER wear daisy dukes, even if I could get away with it. I’m just not that comfortable showing my ass(ets) off to the world. Ew.

#4 Comment By Myke On Friday, August 15, 2008 @ Friday, August 15, 2008

sorry Travis…I tried. :-)

#5 Comment By Amanda On Monday, August 18, 2008 @ Monday, August 18, 2008

He doesn’t want me showing my stuff off to the world either. :)


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