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Natural highs are better than sex

Okay folks, it is debate time!  According to a large number of folks, getting a natural high is better than having sex.  Really?  Really?!?  According to psychologist, Ronald Frederick, you need to look beyond the bedroom for your life’s pleasures.  Ronald says, “some of the same chemicals are involved with climbing a mountain as having sex”.  Wait a minute, just wait a freaking minute doc.  I see that both can make me out of breath.  But only one keeps a smile on my face while the other makes me feel like I am dead.  Don’t get me wrong, I am sure the face I make after climbing a mountain and the face I make after sex are pretty close to the same.  But dammit, it takes practice to imitate Goofy like that.

Sorry for the visual folks.  :-0

Four notes about this study:
1 - some people say other activities give them more pleasure than sex
2 - show designer describes footwear as thrilling
3 - climbing mountains is “better than sex”
4 - each course of a great meal is like foreplay

WOW!  I am not even sure how to react to those statements.  I mean I know that sex is not everything, but come on man…it counts for quite a bit in life.  Here is my list of 4 responses:

1 - activities like blowing up ground hogs with homemade fireworks…maybe
2 - footwear is thrilling…sorry, no comment on that one
3 - only if you are dating/married to the one hump chump maybe
4 - to me, foreplay is a meal

I am sorry folks, but I have yet to find an activity that is better than sex 100% of the time.  Correct me if I am wrong folks, but the feeling I have during sex is the complete opposite feeling I had watching the birth of my children.  Both are incredible moments in my life and always will be but they gave me a totally different feeling inside.

if you feel I am wrong, by all means pass that along to me and explain your reason.  I am dying to hear these.

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9 Responses to “Natural highs are better than sex”

  1. Amanda says:
    Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 15:56

    I don’t think anything is better than sex… now. If you had asked me about a year ago, I would have said there are many things better than sex ;-D.
    But I have to say, double stuffed chocolate cream oreo cookies come in a VERY close second.

  2. Myke says:
    Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 21:09

    “…pumps in the bump, pumps in the bump…we all like the pumps in the bump…”
    Amanda, you are awesome and I think we all figured out why you are pregnant now. :-)

  3. Travis says:
    Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 21:39

    ROFL… I think she just about gave birth reading that one. She’s still laughing over here not to mention she’s turned a wonderful shade of red. wooo-hooo! *thrusting motion* (yes honey, that was to just egg Myke on more)

  4. Myke says:
    Thursday, August 14, 2008 at 07:55

    “…ah push it…pu pu pu push it real good…”
    “…1…2…3…4…**** that ***** till it’s sore…”

  5. Amanda says:
    Thursday, August 14, 2008 at 08:37

    ROFL!! You guys are bad, I was just agreeing with Myke. You guys take any opportunity you get to make fun of me. And you just figured out why I’m pregnant? How long have you known me? Thank you Travis for not giving away any of our secrets lol. ;D

  6. Myke says:
    Thursday, August 14, 2008 at 09:11

    Ah, we are not making fun of you. Just having fun with you…well Travis is anyways.

  7. Amanda says:
    Thursday, August 14, 2008 at 15:31

    … we both have fun. :) the baby hates us.

  8. Myke says:
    Friday, August 15, 2008 at 20:01

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