Stop blaming Global Warming

As everyone and their mother knows (wink wink Travis), I truly believe that Global Warming is crap piled onto more crap.  When a group of Scientists cannot determine the cause of an issue, they are quick to blame Global Warming.  I mean, when a server crashes next time i think I will blame Global Warming.  Sounds good to me anyways.  Everybody else is using this excuse, why can’t I use it.  Oh, my IBS is acting up…Global Warming.  BlackBerry is not getting e-mail…Global Warming.  Prisons are over populated…Global Warming.  Do you get my picture people?  Stop blaming the most made up media blown out of proportion bull****!

Frog killer is linked to Global Warming

This article is a great example.  They believe that Global Warming is to blame for the frogs dying off in record numbers.  The researchers implicate global warming, as opposed to local variations in temperature or other conditions. Their conclusion is based on their finding that patterns of fungus outbreaks and extinctions in widely dispersed patches of habitat were synchronized in a way that could not be explained by chance. - Since it could not be explained by chance, it is the fault of Global Warming.  The die-offs of harlequins and some other amphibians reflect the spread and repeated introductions of the chytrid fungus.  In other words, it was a fungus that was introduced into their environment…not because it got hot one summer in the rain forest you turd nuggets.

“The frogs are sending an alarm call to all concerned about the future of biodiversity and the need to protect the greatest of all open-access resources - the atmosphere,” write the scientists, Andy Dobson, a Princeton University ecologist, and Andrew R. Blaustein, a zoologist at Oregon State University. - So now that Dr. Dolittle here has confirmed that the frogs are telling him that Global Warmingis the factor, he went with it.  Maybe Mr. Dobson (funny how people with the last name of Dobson get on my nerves) needs to stop licking frogs and getting high and hearing crap.  Show us facts, not frog drug induced statements.

“There is so much we still do not know!” David B. Wake, a biologist at the University of California, Berkeley, wrote in an e-mail note after reading the new paper. The origin of the fungus and the way it kills amphibians remain unknown, he said, and there are ample mysteries about why it breaks out in certain places and times and not others. - Very well said.  You have ZERO proof about what is happening to the frogs other than the fact that they are dying.  Why does it happen in one place but not another?  Hello!  Global Warming is supposed to affect the GLOBE, not just one stretch of a river bank.

I seriously think that the Global Warming issue has become such a joke that people just run with it and hope they get the attention they think they deserve.  Please people, strap your damn helmets a little tighter and think for yourself.

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