Tuesday, August 26, 2008 by Myke.

So I was looking for something to make me laugh for the evening and came across some gentlemen dancing on Britain’s Got Talent.  All I can say is, I wish I could dance this good.

Maybe I can talk Travis into dancing with me…Travis get sot carry the broom though.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 by Myke.

“Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!  Stop Bird Porn!”

Yes folks, there is a group telling us to “Stop Bird Porn!”.  Let me guess, you do not believe what I am saying do you?  Well then, how about some proof.

Yes, that sign actually says “Stop Bird Porn!”.  Now what exactly is the protest of stopping bird porn?  We actually had to ask ourselves that too.  Were birds getting out of control and just banging away on power lines?  No.  Were they pounding the ‘ol birdy muff on the birdhouse for all to see?  No.  Are you ready for the cause of this group?  Well, here you go folks…word for word followed up with the proof.

According to the US Fish and Wildlife service, 48 million people watch birds.  A private research group, The Good Conduct Society (virgin prudes), has discovered Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.

The elderly find that Bird Watching is not strenuous.  And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars.

“Most disturbing,” said the Society’s director, Anaida Krok, “are the groups of Bird Watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods.  Shamelessly, they blatantly observe God’s defenseless creatures mating.”

<still laughing>

Okay, so if I am to understand this group, www.stopbirdporn.org, they want all Bird Watchers to stop watching birds and then humping like birds in the woods.  It is hurting the birds feelings that you are watching.  <trying to compose myself>  I mean, did the leader of the birds go find this group and tell them this?  Okay, how about we hear more from this group?  Ready?

A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.

“These horny Peeing Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.

A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.

A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or Internet images.

Now, that was from their front page on the Internet.  “These horny peeing Toms” <burst of laughter> are you serious.  I really hope they meant peeping toms, but either way, that is funny.

Okay, a bit more serious now.  With all of the issue we have in this Country/World, this is the best they could go after to protect?  I mean, how about we “Stop Child Molestation” or “Stop Rape”.  People, “Bird Porn” is the least of our worries.  The fact that a member of Congress is actually pursuing this issue is even more scary to me.  This site actually says that our nation is going to hell because of Bird Porn.  Really?  Really?!?

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 by Myke.

Well folks, day 2 was much better than day 1 that is for sure.  There was of course the groups that got arrested again for not obeying the traffic laws with their march to protest.  Dumb asses.  Today was a lot more exciting in the sense that there was a whole lot more going on today as well.  There was a ton of police at every corner, alley and walkway.  And trust me, they were ready for the worst that could happen.  For some sick reason I am so ready for the tear gas to get shot out and the crazies to go running for cover.  I can feel it about to happen but nothing yet so far.

Some of the more interesting groups today were the 9/11 conspiracy groups claiming that our own Government led by President Bush attacked our very own country.  I am sorry but this one is a bit far out there for me to see the meaning or truth behind it.  I have watched all of the movies and the documentaries that claim to be proof but it is basically like watching someone prove they have a video of Big Foot or Nessie.  Listen people, when we look at clouds we all see something different.  If you truly believe we attacked ourselves, then so be it.  I do not believe that just like I find it very hard to believe that Big Foot is real and that Nessie is still swimming in the Loch.

Just to make my High School English teacher happy, I would correct the sign so it said “9/11 was an inside job.”.  Looking at your sign, “911 was an inside job”, I would be led to understand that when you worked as a 911 operator you worked inside and not outside.  Sounds fine to me, considering you would be out of work during rainy and snow days.  As for your far end sign, “9-11 = Inside Job”, no 9-11=-2.  See I just made my Math and English teachers so happy.  If you want to protest, at least write up some good signs and make sense out of them.

Today again we ran into the “Homo sex is Sin” and today they were in a battle of whits with a lesbian.  It was rather dull and boring to say the least.  Anti-Homo guys were trying to explain the meaning of the bible and the lesbian was trying to explain that god loves all children.  Both of them just need to shut up and move on.  Not a single person in this world can tell you exactly what God said and which “holy bible” is the truth.  Unless God comes out of hiding and tells everyone what he wants and who is right and wrong…SHUT THE **** UP!

I did find the codepinkalert.org ladies and this time there was no men…it was just ladies.  Maybe they realized that we figured out they were not a group of women but rather a group of people.  Either way, they were as retarded as before and not even worth talking to.

Well, it is getting late and I still have to write up my favorite post from today, “Stop Bird Porn”.  Yes, you read that correct and you will not believe your eyes when you read this post.  I leave you with some more DNC pictures fro your enjoyment.

Okay, so we are not done yet.  I have to include the shot of Myke and Travis walking with the DNC crowd while I was wearing my Oklahoma Black Gold “oil for the slow folks” shirt.  See if you can pick me and Travis out as we walk away.  I have also included the photo bombing picture of Travis and I making light of the Iran Tent Temple.  Cheers.

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