Pingping make me laugh

Wednesday, September 17, 2008 by Myke.

Okay, we all know and agree that I am going straight to hell on a short bus driven by me.  I am sure I will be taking many of you with me but my guess is that my ticket was bought a long time ago.  I think I punched my ticket south the day I laughed at the poodle humping some kid in the park as the kid was screaming and the dog would not get off.  *he he*  Still makes me laugh to this day.  Anyways, I think today I will punch my ticket for first class.

So you are more than likely wondering who Pingping is.  He is currently the smallest living mobile dwarf on the planet.  He stands a whopping 29.37 inches tall.  His full name is He Pingping and he is 20 years old.  So I am guessing on his 21st birthday we will not be celebrating by doing keg stands.  I wonder how many times he has heard, “He Pingping with his wingwing”?  He is so cute looking though, I just want to play catch with him…literally.  I seriously think his birthday would be fun when he turns 21.  We could buy him a crazy straw and give him a can of beer and call it a beer bong.  That would be funny, I do not care who you are.

Holy crap man, this picture looks like the end is near for ‘ol Pingping.  This guy appears to be sizing him up for a good old fashioned mini-burger.  I also noticed in Pingping’s left hand, he appears to be holding a nice dooby.  I would actually pay to see Pingping lit up on some whacky tacky.

Now comes the part of the story where I actually feel a bit of jealousy towards Pingping.  He recently met Svetlana Pankratova, the woman with the longest legs…52 inches of leg.  *cranks up some ZZ Top Legs*  “…she’s got legs…and she knows how to use them…”

Hey Pingping, just look up man…for the love of all that is holy please just look up.  Comparing size for size, I think she could find a great use for Pingping. 

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