Archive for Friday, September 26, 2008

OMFG! WTF?!?

Have you ever been walking down the street or driving in your car and see something that is so damn crazy you just have to shout OMFG, WTF?!?  I have and after seeing these photos…well…you be the judge.

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omfg5.jpg     Is it me or does this look like Britney Spears???  “Feed me baby one more time”

omfg6.jpg     “Sir-Mix-A-Lot, calling Sir-Mix-A-Lot…we have found your back you were looking for.”

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omfg9.jpg    omfg10.jpg  Big can be beautiful…but damn, that is far from big and beautiful.

omfg11.jpg  I have heard of dreadlocks and burnt Cheetos, but s**t locks…that is a new one for me.  I wonder, if you lick his hair do you get really…really jacked up and stoned.

omfg12.jpg     “…Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…”

Can you feel it?!?

We have all had those moments in our life when we are seconds away from a very painful encounter.  Whether it be watching a toddler come running at you with your hands full and they make a mad dash at your nuts.  No stopping it, it just happens.  Well, we have now got photo proof of the moments right before the agony of pain.  I warn you now, some of these are very painful in the making.

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I am sorry but the bull horn through the shin and up the ass are the worst for me.

Another lesson in, De-Motivation

Good morning class, today we will be talking about demotivation and why it is good for society.  In today’s World we need motivation as well as demotivation to counter balance life.  If everyone was motivated then what would there be to accomplish in life?  Now many of you are under the impression that a good motivational poster will help you feel empowered and strong.  But in all actuality it can cause just the opposite.  That is why we need good demotivation.  if you see something stupid, you will always do your best to not do the same thing.  If you see a very fat and lazy person, it will make you want to walk a little further in hopes of not becoming Jabba the Butt.  So that brings us to today’s lesson of demotivation.

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And that concludes today’s class.

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