Wednesday, December 3, 2008 by Myke.

Jesus F***ING Christ!  Okay, I had to say that to get this started properly.  I am not sure if it is just me or what, but there are days I want to just bash people’s heads in for their pure stupidity.  Well, this story is one of them.

*scene setting*
It was a beautiful day this early Friday morning and everyone was racing around trying to find their best Black Friday deals possible.  This time of year in San Antonio is great, not too cold and not too hot, just perfect.

For the sake of this story we will use Fred for the male driver and Sally for the female driver.

Sally is driving along enjoying herself on this beautiful day singing along to her “Hot Hits from the 90’s” CD when out of nowhere comes Fred, who is driving along listening to “Everyone is the Devil and Only Focus on the Family Can Save You” cassette tape, and slams into her car from behind at 100MPH.  KABLAM!

I know, you are sitting there thinking I am out of my mind or something.  Well, I am but still, this story is true…I swear…all the time actually but I swear this is true.  You have to read this story, then we can continue.

SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A man who rammed his truck into a woman’s vehicle on a highway early Friday told authorities he crashed into her while going more than 100 mph because God told him “she needed to be taken off the road.”

The truck rear-ended the car on U.S. Highway 281, both vehicles spun across a median then came to a stop along a barrier in the opposite lanes. Both drivers suffered only minor injuries.

“He just said God said she wasn’t driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road,” Bexar County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Kyle Coleman said in the online edition of the San Antonio Express-News. “God must have been with them, ’cause any other time, the severity of this crash, it would have been a fatal.”

The pickup driver did not tell police how the woman was driving. Police could not find alcohol or drugs in either driver.

A psychiatric evaluation has been ordered for a man.

Are you kidding me Fred, God told you she needed to be taken off the road because she was driving wrong???  OMFG!  If this man does not get locked up in the loony bin and fast…then I might just have to…um…uh…never-mind.  I am not sure you could do anything to this guy and have it sink in.  People, God is not in your head or your cassette player or your toast or your guitar or whatever else you may think.  God is a spirit and he does not talk, he has acts of…well…God.  :-)  That snow storm we just had, act of God.  When will people learn to stop blaming others for their acts of STUPIDITY?!?  Wait, I am feeling something now.  It is strange, almost as if someone or something is talking to me.  Oh, never-mind…it is just my IBS saying it is time to stop typing and start creating Mr. Hankey.

 p.s.  God gave me two middle fingers for a reason. 

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008 by Myke.

It si that time of year and everyone loves those cool light displays that play music, at least I do.  So this year I wanted to find the coolest out there and I think I did.  Instead of wasting time and making you read, enjoy.

Music Box Dancer - Holdman Christmas Display 2007 from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Carol of the Bells - Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Amazing Grace Techno - Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Winter Wonderland - Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Jingle Bells - Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Miracle from 34th Street - Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

Space Walk by Lemon Jelly - Christmas Light Display from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

All videos were brought to you by http://www.holdman.com/christmas/

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