Santa Claus will take you to hell

I am going to try my hardest to hold back as much as possible on this one but I am not promising anything.  I will start with, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS?!?  I understand that some folks have their belief system and that is great.  If you think Christmas is bad, don’t celebrate it.  But for F**K SAKE, do not create a back woods attention whore video showing your dumb ass beliefs!  Go back to raping goats and sheep, keep your family tree straight and un-forked and stay in the shack your ma and pa built.  The Holiday season is a time where we can share and be happy, not scared that Santa will rape our children.  I mean come on, the signs actually scared me.

Fag Santa - I thought he was married to that old lady called Mrs Claus.
God hates Obama - Did he tell you this?
Fag X-Mas - I am not getting this at all.
Markets crash God laughs - Why would he laugh, then no one would give to the church???
Santa’s little helpers (sign of butt sex) - Wow!  That is how you see elves?  Did you not see Will Farrell playing Elf?  He was quite happy banging his lady friend and making babies.
Pagan Idol (picture of Christmas tree) - Again, you lost me.
Satan Claus - Um, I think you stole this from the movie “The Last Boy Scout”.
X-Mas gospel = Hell - So singing Christmas carols is going to send me to hell…a little late f**kers.  I was already going long before singing carols.  Take for instance those that read my blogs…they are going too. 
God hates X-Mas - So again, he told you this?!?
Soldiers die God laughs - One answer for this…F**K off and die you sick twisted goat f**kers.  Our soldiers die and you laugh and claim God laughs.  May you not only fall down and split your melon on a curb but I hope a homeless person steals your clothes while you are down.
You will eat your children - No, not happening.  I may eat meat but it is of the grazing kind from farms.  You know, the ones you like to have butt sex with.  Here is a clue…mooooooooooo ugh ugh ugh moooooooooooo…baaaaaaaaaaaa ugh ugh ugh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

The video that started my fear.

Now I know posting about this dumb ass group is also giving them the attention they do not deserve but come on folks…we need people like this to make fun of.  Think about it, without these types of people who would ride the short buses?  That’s right, the short buses are for educated handicap children not hill billy goat herders.

If you really need a good laugh and proof you are smarter than the average hill billy, visit http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/.

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