The economy is so bad…

…that Mexicans are leaving the US for Mexico.  That’s right folks, they are leaving the US citing layoffs, dwindling job opportunities, and a perceived anti-immigrant sentiment.  Okay, so maybe I marched and protested them every once in a while but come on Ese…it was nothing but love, I swear.

The funny thing is this, some Mexicans are not running for Mexico.  Some of them are going to places that historically have not seen a large population of Mexicans. They are running to place like North Carolina, Georgia, Idaho and Alaska.  ROFLMAO!  I am picturing them showing up in Alaska during the 6 months of light or 30 days of night.  “Mierda Pedro, ¿dónde está el sol?”  I do not want to even go into what will happen when they start to migrate to NC and GA…bad things happen to folks there.  Of course, the local Bubba crew could always show Pedro Inc. what a “tractor pull” is.  If you got that last joke, you are as sick as me and that is scary!

I have a great idea.  Why don’t we all make a run of our own and head to Mexico?  We could get jobs with Nike or making clothes for Martha Stewart.

Just remember folks, we are all immigrants technically.

Some Mexicans leaving US

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