What I learned from drinking last night

After a long year and all the headaches that came with the year 2008 we decided to toast the new year with some hard drinking.  It appeared I was having a great time last night and was enjoying everything.  Then I wake up today and see pictures and the video of last night and I have decided I am a very LOUD, obnoxious, annoying and crazy drunk.  For that I apologize to everyone that came over…sort of.  :-)  I mean it was due to the adult sex toys, 3/4 of a bottle of Jägermeister and 4 cans of Bing Cherry…I swear.  I feel pretty good today minus the embarrassing total recall through the eyes of a video camera. 

So now it is 2009 and we need to get this year kicked off right and get it rocking.  This is the year that I am going to focus on making fun of everyone, not just a select few; lose some weight and gain some muscle (I make myself laugh sometimes); work on the house and back yard and then figure out how to move to Sweden and catch some Swedish Pike.  Plus I hear they have a better economy than we do.  I wonder if I can drill for gas/oil over there?

Well, everyone it was a very weird and funny year last year so here is to a new year and a better one.  Cheers.

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