Monday, February 2, 2009 by Myke.

There it was, a long pass across the middle to Larry Fitzgerald and it is a touchdown.  The crowd goes wild, home viewers go crazy…then…(queue the cheesy 70’s porn theme music)…we see a woman attempt to reveal a man’s package.  Yes folks, Comcraptic (aka Comcast) aired about 30 seconds of a porno (Club Jenna) right after the touchdown.  Penis flapping side to side was to follow.

The clip from cable show “Club Jenna” shows a woman sitting on a couch and struggling to pull out porn actor Evan Stone’s genitalia from his pants. The pair laugh at the difficulty. Mr. Stone then jumps up and pulls his pants down and twists from side to side, slapping it against his body, and then the game comes back on.

If I was a betting man, I would say that some Tucson, AZ back room guy got way over excited in his office and hit the wrong button after the touchdown.  All I can think of is Fight Club all over again.  ROFLMAO!  Sorry but I find this amusing.

Tucson, Arizona was probably not the best place to watch the game last night. Partly because of the disappointing result, but mostly because of the huge, flapping penis.

With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald’s heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed abruptly switched to a scene from stablemate channel Club Jenna, treating viewers to the sight of seemingly omnipresent porn guy Evan Stone swinging his junk around like a maniac. This interlude lasted about 30 seconds.

Comcast told the Arizona Daily Star that engineers have been “working throughout the night” to figure out what happened, but haven’t yet come up with an explanation. It could have been a simple case of human error, but given just how wrong it all went, I’d put my money on a disgruntled outgoing employee.

Comcast Tucson Airs Graphic Porn During Super Bowl

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Monday, February 2, 2009 by Myke.

Well the game is finally over and the ads were so so this year.  The game itself was awesome and by far one of the best I have ever seen.  I know we all watch the game to get in on the commercials and see who has the best and also to see what new cool movies are coming out.  I was a bit disappointed with the commercials and with some of the trailers.  Would someone please call Jack “Not again” Black and explain to him that his movies are getting worse and he is getting to be quite retarded.  His new movie, Year One, looks horrible to say the least.

As far as good trailers go I have to say that Angels and Demons, Star Trek, Monsters and Aliens, Race to Witch Mountain and Transformers 2 all look good.  I am also intrigued by Land of the Lost movie with Will Ferrell.  It looks funny and the effects actually look pretty good.

Okay, as far as the ads go…there were some funny ones that made me laugh out loud, the sexy as always GoDaddy.com and then there were some that made me tilt my head like a very confused dog.  Budweiser of course ran their always good Clydesdales and then they ran their always funny Bud Light commercials.  Here is my list of winners and losers:

Budweiser - good as always
Bud Light - made me laugh quite a bit…especially with the guy getting thrown out of his meeting through the window
NBC - LMAO was funny but not quite a LMAO, more like a LOL
Pepsi - FAIL
Coke - eh, not bad I guess
Audi - the chase commercial with Jason Statham was pretty cool
Doritos - pretty good actually…I love the crystal ball to the nuts shot on the boss
Firestone - the potato heads was good but I think Bridgestone won this year
Bridgestone - those were funny
Castrol Oil - grease monkeys was pretty damn funny until the guy made out with his monkey
GoDaddy.com - TNA all the way
Toyota - no thanks
E*Trade - I love the talking baby commercials, keep them coming
Sobe - that was funny…having all those mean and tough football players prance around…funny
Priceline.com - someone please turn that over rated hemroid hitman off…your career is over, please stop
Teleflora - ROFLMAO…nobody wants to see you naked…HAHAHAHAHA!
Monster - by far one of the best ever for a run of ads…I love the Moose head/Moose ass commercial

All in all, it was a great game with some great ads.  And to think, we are a hurting economy…pshhhh!

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