How old were you in elementary school?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 by Myke.

Personally I was 11 years old in the 6th grade and graduated at the age of 17.  I am asking this question because of a story that surfaced about a teacher tricking her student into having sex.  Let me lay down the facts here…the boy in question is 14 years old…he is in elementary school…he was tricked into having sex with his teacher who he thought was his girlfriend.  *tears pouring out of my eyes*  I cannot stop laughing over here, seriously.

So this teacher took her god-daughters phone, sent text messages to her god-daughter’s boyfriend inviting him to the Best Western (teacher’s salary remember) for sex.  She says she did this to protect her god-daughter’s virginity from this 14 year old elementary school student.  *still grinning*  He claims he had no idea it was his teacher until his phone lit up the room after having sex and he saw it was his teacher.  Whom by the way is butt ass ugly.  Knowing that he is 14 years old and still in elementary school, I can understand how he got tricked into sex but damn…that teacher better not look anything like his girlfriend.

Why is a 14 year old still in elementary school?

Why are elementary school students going to the local Best Western to have sex?

Since when do you just walk into a room with the lights off and start having sex with whoever is in the bed?

Why are the reporters and parents not asking the same damn questions?

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