Friday, February 27, 2009 by Myke.

I saw this video and had to share it with everyone.  This dog is freaking crazy and has one wild ass dream.  I am wondering if it was the postman or some booty he was chasing?  Either way, this video is funny.

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Friday, February 27, 2009 by Myke.

We have all seen them, driving while texting on the phone, talking on the phone, dialing on the phone, eating, putting on make-up, shaving, masturbating, having sex…but have you ever seen a woman breast feeding her child while driving?  Have you?  I can honestly say I have not seen this but would love to so I could say that I have.  I mean this has got to take some serious talent folks.  Hold the steering wheel, hold the baby and get the breast in the mouth.  Then their is the burping, that would take even more talent.  Now what if I told you this lady was not only breast feeding her child but she was also talking on the phone?!?  Folks that has got to be a record for multi-tasking while driving.  Now, thankfully police did not find this as amusing and she was issued two citations.

Okay you have to watch the video…please ignore her ignorance and stupidity.  She actually compares this incident to walking down the street.  WTF?!?

http://www.whiotv.com/news/18813161/detail.html

She also goes on to say that she will take the officer’s advise into consideration but if her child is hungry…she is gonna feed that child.  Now everyone knows I am not a racist, I just hate ignorant and stupid people.  This lady, she is one of the stupidest people I have ever seen.  All it would have taken is one accident, the air bag deploys and her child and her are both dead.  Darwin Award!

No offense to the lady, but Ms. Compton, take your ass back to school, learn to speak (it is ask not axe) and understand that if you get in an accident while wearing a seat belt and the air bag deploys…that is NOT the same as if you get into an accident while wearing a seat belt and breast feeding and the air bag goes off.  Lady, here is your sign…

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Friday, February 27, 2009 by Myke.

“…and another one bites the dust…”

Everybody knows my feelings on Focus on the Family and Dobson and so on and will not be surprised about this post at all.

http://ihatemykereinhold.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-retardville/

Now, if you are easily offended or are very religious and think Focus on the Family is the all knowing world power…please get off of my website and read another verse from whatever book it is you are lead by and pray for me as a sinner of God.  I am here to offend and educate and bring the world the facts…with a slight opinion of my own. 

So today James Dobson has stepped down from his role as board chairman of Focus on the Family.  OMG what will they ever do without his grand and wise leadership?  Maybe realize that he is full of **** and hate.  He is one of the most hateful people this world has ever seen.  I mean he flat out hates the gays…because gay men do not find him attractive I guess or that Ted Haggard was able to get some gay love and he was not able to.  Who knows but I am willing to bet it was because Haggard could score with the fellas and Dobson was rejected.

I have a great idea for Dobson since he will have some free time on his hands…go to Salt Lake City and take a tour with the local Mormons.  See how they feel about him and let’s see if we can get a debate going.  I would even offer my self up as the third party in the debate.  I can see it now, Myke Reinhold -vs- James Dobson -vs- The Mormon Church with special guest referee Travis Sarbin.  Our debate questionnaire will be non other than Ian Smith.  The winner gets to take on Allah one on one for a key to the gates of hell.  Not trying to be biased or anything but my money is on myself.  To make this fair I would even allow Dobson to tag team with Ted Haggard…pun intended!

The story concludes that Dobson’s public role will not change.  He will continue to preach hate and slam as many gays as possible.  Sorry, had to throw in another gay joke for Dobson.

James Dobson - If you are reading this please feel free to email me, call me, stop by the house or what ever you want.  Hell, for that matter…oops…I mean…H E double hockey stick for that matter I would be willing to speak at this Sunday’s service at no charge.  I am only minutes away from Colorado Springs and I think it would be very educational fro us both.

p.s.  Crawl into a hole and piss off you hate filled f**k tard!

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