Dear Rush Limbaugh…

Please accept this post as a message from the general public and one very outspoken fan of professional sports and the American People.  You suck.  I have watched you go from a flashy tie wearing, decent comment speaking guy to a complete moron with s**t in his mouth and hands and you fling it like it was beads at Mardi Gras.  I actually used to listen to you and think maybe this guy has a point.  Then I started to grow up and realize what a complete idiotic jack@$$ you are.  Every once in a while you come out with some decent speech or rant and it sounds good but then you follow it up with complete diarrhea of the mouth.  Being a huge professional sports fan I was angry and sad at your comments when you tried your ESPN Countdown gig about 6 years ago.  Now that you are attempting to buy a stake in the St Louis Rams, the NFL had better stand up and point your @$$ to the closest KKK rally and send you packing.

Let’s take a look back at what you suggested on ESPN Countdown.  You suggested Eagles black quarterback Donovan McNabb was overrated by a sports media concerned about looking politically correct.  Are you kidding me man?  McNabb is a solid QB with a solid career and has numerous charity events and groups he dedicates his time to.  The guy was drafted and booed like there was no tomorrow yet he stuck it out and fought through everything.  Now the city of Philadelphia loves their QB and can appreciate everything he has done for their football team.

Do you think that McNabb has zero friends in the NFL?  If you were allowed to buy into the Rams you would get boycotted by just about every player in the league.  These guys are a family and stick by each other.  Just ask Michael Vick if his brotherhood of NFL players stick by each other.  The NFL does not need you or care about you.  What the NFL needs is leaders and mentors, not jerk @$$, moronic s**t flinging numb-nuts like yourself.

Want to keep this debate up?  Then let’s move forward with your brilliance of speech.

Statement about our President Obama: “Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, ruled by dictate.” - Holy s**t @$$munch!  I may not be sold on Obama or some of his political agendas but to compare a husband/father/leader to one of the worst human beings of all time.  That is just flat out stupid and uneducated of a statement.  If Obama were anything like Hitler, my guess is that you would have been cooked well done on a nice over-sized oven by now.

Statement about Michael J. Fox’s struggle with Parkinson’s disease: “He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act… This is really shameless of Michael J Fox.”- Wow man, seriously?!?  So he is faking his disease and faking the shakes.  Do you actually know anyone with Parkinson’s disease?  My Grandmother on my Father’s side of the family has it and she shakes without any control what so ever.  She is aging faster than you can imagine and to think that someone would say she is faking…we need to talk face to face to settle this one.  You and I need to put on the gloves, step into the cage and settle this one like men.  I really hope for this comment you get some life threatening disease that takes you down so someone can come out and say you are faking.  Maybe then and only then will you ever understand what that comment felt like.

Statement to a black caller on his radio show: “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”- Yet another reason I would steer clear of the NFL if I were you.  Where I work we actually do work in Africa and have an African working here in the States.  I can admit I have never seen or heard of anyone wearing a bone in their nose.  Now I have seen tribes people in Africa/South America/Central America that do body dis-figuration’s of all kinds but they do not represent the average person from those regions.  If you want to see bone wearing folks, look right here in the States at some of the younger generation running around.  They disfigure their ears, eyes, noses, mouths and anything else they can stick a piece of metal/bone through.

Statement about the NAACP: “The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”- Can you say stereotype @$$hole?!?  So now black people are the only people that rob liquor stores???  So all the white/hispanic/latino/asian people in prison/jail never robbed a liquor store before?  Weird, I thought robberies were committed by every race there is.  But what do I know, you are the all mighty and all knowing “Master Race”.  Do you think this comment will sit well with NFL players?

Statement about the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal: “This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation, and we’re going to ruin people’s lives over it, and we’re going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time.” - Just because the enemy commits horrible acts against our men and women during war does not give us the right to act a fool.  Did they hurt anyone doing this?  No.  But was it a disgrace to us as a nation?  Yes.  99% of our men and women in the armed forces are great people with a great head on their shoulders.  Having a good time during war is having a drink with the troops; going to a USO show; calling home; getting letters from home.

Last but not least is your statement about the NFL: “Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons.”- The icing on the cake my man.  I am sure that every single player in the NFL and retired from the NFL thinks this is a good and okay statement to make.  Two thirds of the NFL is black and yes, there have been some morons to join the league (PacMan Jones* and Michael Vick** are great examples) but they do not represent the average player in the NFL.  These guys work damn hard at what they do.  They entertain us and they break our hearts.  They work damn hard at charity work and good will gestures.  To associate the black players in the NFL to gang bangers and thugs is flat out stupid.

I once saw an episode of Southpark where everyone figured out how to crap from their mouths.  Listening to you and watching what you do I can now understand where the episode came from.  You have so much s**t flowing from your mouth it is disgusting.  Remember one thing Rush, you do not represent the average American like you say you do and you will never be able to live these statements down.  You made them, you live with them.  Stay out of the NFL and away from our children.

* - I chose PacMan Jones because he is a moron and a thug wanna-be.  He flashed his cash, when he had some and thought he was the top dog and King of the World.  Funny how fast your World crumbles when you do not take care of it and let your so called friends help run your life.

** - I chose Michael Vick because he was a leader of a very strong underground World.  He is trying to make amends and that is great.  He is a gifted athlete and only time will tell if he has actually changed his life for the better.  I would actually shake his hand and tell him congrats and wish him the best.  I for one understand what getting a second chance at life is about.

To any and all NFL folks reading this.  Rush Limbaugh is the modern day Anti-Christ and he would hurt the NFL more than help it.  Keep him as far away as possible and find a solid hard working group of investors to work with.

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