Love handles save a womans life

Thursday, February 25, 2010 by Myke.

The ever famous line from Superman, “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound”, can now be re-written by Samantha Fraizer.  “fat enough to stop a speeding bullet, more powerful gas than a Park and Rec outhouse, able to leap a single dill pickle with a running start”  Okay that was just mean and nasty I know, but I know a small percentage of you actually laughed a bit…ADMIT IT!

Here we are today in a society that promotes weight loss, exercise, eating right and products that will make you crap more in two weeks than you usually do in a calendar year.  When I read the story I laughed at first, then thought, “you go girl, go on with your bad self”.  Can you imagine the next time her primary doctor says, “I think you need to lose a few pounds around the mid section.”  She will bust his/her knee caps with a single kick from her high heels and laugh out loud, “Bitch please.  This heavy momma and her sexy big ass just stopped a bullet mid flight.  What has your anorexic ass stopped recently other than eating?!?”.

I mean if someone like a member of America’s Next Top Model was in the path of that bullet it would have ripped right through her and the next 10 girls from the show.  That single shot would have killed all 11 ladies.  But with Ms. Fraizer in the way, her McDonald’s combo number 1 super sized with a large shake and 2 apple pies said “BAM, not this time honey pie.  Big Momma got to get her drink on so excuse me while I move along.”.

Okay again, mean topics and not very nice…sorry.  In all honesty though, this story is amazing.  The best part of all of this story is that she was wanting to lose weight…now, hell no she wants to go to the next all you can eat buffet and hit it big.  Big is not just sexy, it saves lives.

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