Wednesday, April 27, 2011 by Myke.

So I dare CSI, CSI NY or CSI Miami to make this into a show.

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, (AAFS) President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:

On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject ‘A’ but kills subject ‘B’ in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject ‘B.’ When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident.

It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.

Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist.. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window.

The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

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Thursday, July 22, 2010 by Myke.

Yes folks, the Westboro Baptist Church has found another group to protest against…nerds and geeks.  HUGE mistake as we will destroy the stupid group of the World.  the WBC is so damn idiotic and stupid it actually hurts listening to them.  So to have fun with the protest, the geeks and nerds started their own protest of the protest.  Epic fun begins right away.

WBC, please just crawl into a hole of a dead Tan Tan and rot away so we no longer have to listen to your garbage!

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Thursday, July 22, 2010 by Myke.

And he sings it better than I could.

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 by Myke.

This is pretty damn funny and to be honest I think they both have some serious marble issues.  I like them both as actors but I think their fame and fortune have drove them bat-s**t crazy!  This is very NSFW so please do not get fired for these idiots. 

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Thursday, June 17, 2010 by Myke.

Have you ever sat there and thought, “I wonder what would happen if Waldo and Hitler had a child together?  What would that child look like?”  Well wonder no more ladies and gentlemen…here’s HITDO!

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Friday, June 11, 2010 by Myke.

Have you ever wondered how some words evolve?  Ever think that we are getting dumber as a society?  This chart showing the evolution of the word “what” might scare you or even make you cry.  I am not sure how we got from Aristotle to Lil’ Jon but I am fearful of the next step.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009 by Myke.

You cannot make up a story like this, At least one injured in Family Dollar robbery.  So two gunmen decide that they need a quick stash of cash and they decided to rob the local Family Dollar store.  Really man?  You thought enough to make the robbery and you pick a dollar store of all places.  I mean what did you get out of it, some cheap religious candles, $22 and some change and a couple ‘Made in China’ toys for the kids???

The crazy part is that the police were called to an intersection close tot he store in regards to a man running down the street with a shotgun.  Then were alerted to the Dollar Store because of a robbery.  *shakes head*

To the folks that did this robbery, stick to throwing dice in the alley for change.  Better yet, stand on the corner and beg for money…I bet you get more begging than robbing the Dollar Store.

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Friday, November 20, 2009 by Myke.

I am not sure why this is so damn funny but it is.  The worst part is, it might make you think twice about the scrubbing bubbles cleaner now.  “loofah loofah loofah loofah”  ROFL!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009 by Myke.

I will not justify this post with any rants or complaints…I will let you see for yourself.  I love http://www.peopleofwalmart.com.  p.s.  Why would you do this?!?

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 by Myke.

Everyone is aware that MS launched Windows 7 and it has shattered records everywhere.  It has even forced China to tell MS to stop sales of XP.  I can tell you that Windows 7 rocks and it rocks hard.  The only times I have seen it crash is when I force a serious crash on the system for testing purposes.  Recently though, the MS Store in Mission Viejo, CA had some employees break out into line dancing…to the Black Eyed Peas.  I personally like the Black Eyed Peas, but to use them for line dancing…weird.  I think this is a funny video and it shows that these employees love their job, but is this getting to the point of trying to be like others???  Either way, I hope they keep it up and enjoy what they do for a living.

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